Dog Days

Inspired by an errand in the car with the dog

Human (in the driver's seat):

... and he's putting on his brakes, better slow down... Watch the curb on the right... Damn, going too slow... Try to stay in the center of the lane... Jeez! Watch it, asshole!... Damn, now I'm going too fast... Wow, check out the ass on that jogger... Damn! Stay in your lane! Stay in your lane!...

Dog (in the back seat, head out the side window, watching a park pass by on the right):

Tree!

Tree!

Tree!

Tree!

Tree!

Tree!

Tree!

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